To: Everyone
Subject: OOO

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I will be out of the office until monday attending DEFCON.  Please refer
all issues, particularly air conditioning issues  to John, Hannah, and
the interns.  I mean any issue...  if your cat is sick...  go tell them
"my cat is sick... what should I do"...  If you need more space on your
hard-drive or on the server go ask... I'm sure John will be more than
happy to delete all your files for you so that you don't have space
problems ever again.

I will be enjoying the wonderful HEAT in Vegas.  You think we have air
conditioning problems here?  I get to go share the air with several
thousand stinky teenagers, feds, and fat sys admins.  Yippy.

DEFCON is a Security, Hacking, Phreaking convention which is in its
seventh year.  To give you an idea of the chaos, a cable for locking
your laptop that includes a motion alarm was given the name "Defcon" by
its manufacturer.  This divice was created in hopes of limiting laptop
theft at defcon and similiar conventions where if its not tethered to
you or has serious alarmage... its gone. 
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Enjoy Coca Cola  (all pepsi freaks must be incarcerated)
 
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Christian Shank
MIS Technician BOFH
Sorenson Vision, Inc.
1011 West 400 North
Logan, Utah  84321
435-792-1154
chrish@nospam.s-vision.com <mailto:chrish@nospam.s-vision.com> 
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